I just scraped away 17 tons of dust and rediscovered my Myspace page. This was my bio. Heehee.
I write like Tony Jaa drops elbows, like Akira Takasaki shreds guitar, like Tyrion Lannister ruins a dinner, like David Cross uses the word “motherfucker”, like Mi-Go steal brains, like Redcaps eat babies, like Kaneda rides a motorcycle, like Milk and Cheese love Merv Griffin, like Joss Whedon hates happy endings, like Golgo hits the bullseye, like the Warriors wreck Furies.
Fuck yeah.
